Sunday, July 28, 2013

A BLAST from the past

Your T.V. looked like this

http://pinterest.com/angelkisse/life-in-the-60s-and-70s/

and these sat on top of them


and you watched this and wondered how she fit in the lamp


one of these sat on your parent's end table


and this was state of the art


one of these hung on the kitchen wall ( with an extra long cord so you could sneak into the next room)


if you can still remember every episode of this


or faking a tummy ache to get some of these


if these were a prized possesion - ( played outside on pavement was the best )


if this is the first book you can remember reading


if you went here regularly ( extra points if you can still remember the smell of thousands of books in one room )


if you were a champion at this


and a marvel at these



if your mode of transportation were these


if you longed to meet him


if fast food meant this


 if your state of the art blowdryer looked like this


and cell phones looked like this


if this was the greatest thing ever


well next to this anyway




If you can remember taking your frustrations out on this


or men visiting your house every morning ( remember getting chocolate milk as a special treat? )


and lastly if this was what led to your mad typing skills as a blogger


Then you have some pretty incredible memories ......................
I'm far too young to recognize any of these myself LMHO..................

These were all found on this Pinterest Board  - what an awesome page - take a moment to check it out
( if this post applies to you )

Have a wonderful Sunday everyone.
I feel old ( again )
Hugs,

Friday, July 26, 2013

My Arms look like Gravy....................

The other day I was in the mirror getting dressed and I had to twist my arm behind me to zip up a dress and I almost puked.

My arms - OMG - my nice smooth toned arms have turned into a bowl of lumpy gravy this year.
WHEN DOES THIS HAPPEN?
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?

What did we women ever do to deserve the crap we have to go through?
Besides making Adam take a bite out of a crummy apple?

Childbirth - check - I dealt with that
Period cramps - check - I dealt with that
Peri-menopause - check - I dealt with that
Menopause - check - I'm dealing with that

But this?  This may just be the straw that broke the camel's back
What's next - saggy knees?
( along with other saggy things ? )

I'm 54 - is this normal?

And because I happened to see this abnormality you just know I stood in that mirror for a very unhealthy amount of time - staring in morbid fascination - and moving them in different positions - to see just how bad they can look from every angle...............

I'm traumatized.
I'm devastated.
I'm in mourning.

For my arms.

SOURCE

Dear God - I can't take much more of this........................last year I was complaining that they looked like Jello and I thought that was bad - they wobbled but at least they were smooth.

How the hell can I age gracefully with lumps...................lumps are the least graceful thing in the world.
I hate them in my gravy.
And I hate them on my arms..................

The End.