Thursday, May 31, 2012

Cleaning out my computer and laughing out loud

I am deleting a bunch of old emails - and came across this - laugh at loud funny - it can go for any country I am sure! ( at least here on the good old North American Continent )

The truest things are the funniest

Happy wknd all

XXX


  A letter to the Canadian Passport office


  Dear Mr. Minister,
  
  I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
  believe this.
  How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number
  and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the
  Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
  For God sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
  My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the
  income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health
  insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight fricking passports
  I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
  before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those
  insufferable census forms that are done at election times.
  Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is
  Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that
  ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
  SHIT!
  I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning.
  Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the
  application to my house, then you ask me for my #%^ address. What is going on?
  You have a gang of Neanderthal assholes workin' there!
  Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want
  to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass
  on a sandy beach.
  And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan
  on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do
  something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure
  as hell not want to tell anyone!
  Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and
  get another ^&*%$ copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60!!!
  Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to
  assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
  Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd
  rather have us running all over the ^%$* place like chickens with our heads
  cut off, then find some idiot to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture
  - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?!  ( &^%^& morons )
                     
  Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!
  Signed - An Irate %$#% Canadian Citizen.
  
  P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting
  someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country
  since 1776,  I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had
  security clearances up the yingyang.
  I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years
  and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.
  However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know,
  someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST
  China and has only been here 4 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Citizen of the world....................

I know, I know - you must be getting sick of seeing these - it's my 4th one now - but the wording is always different, does that count? lol

I took some photos of the process this time -

Here is the dresser drawers painted ASCP Old White - with black stickers in place ( I kind of like this particular contrast - maybe the next one!!! ) I used 4 different sizes of stickers for this one -
Cities of the world - tried to squeeze as many as I could onto this baby - Montreal is my home town
so it was the first one I placed - and then started feeling guilt about the ones I left out - now how ridiculous
is that??????????????? that's why there's little bitty ones places sporadically -
I should really see a doctor I think -


So once those black stickers are all painstakingly put in place - I simply painted over the
entire surface with a diy chalk paint - the color is called Onyx.

Once the top coat is dry ( barely ) I start lifting the sticky letters off - any smudges or little flaws
can be touched up with a small artist brush................... and Voila - you have your subway art.



Now John and I had a debate - I happened to like this just the way it was - I like the clean white
letters against the almost black dresser - crisp -
but I was talked into distressing it -

I cannot express enough how doing this like therapy for me - very very relaxing.



So here it is now









DIY sphere sitting on top of the dresser ( idea stolen from Lindsey at Better After ) can be found here!!!

My Citizen of the World.
Tall, Dark and handsome
I love how masculine this piece is - nice change from all the girly
stuff I tend to gravitate towards -

What do you think - should I not have sanded it?
Should I sand it more?
Should I leave it alone?
Do you simply not give a damn either way because you're fed of me posting these
dressers?

You can see the N.Y subway dresser HERE

Have a good one all

XXX

Partying at the following

Homespun Happenings
http://homespunhappenings-tammy.blogspot.ca
Nutmeg Place
http://www.nutmegplace.com/
Lines Across
http://www.linesacross.com
I should be mopping the floor
http://www.ishouldbemoppingthefloor.com
Debbie Doos
http://debbie-debbiedoos.com
DIY Home Sweet Home
http://diyhshp.blogspot.ca/
Making the world cuter
http://makingtheworldcuter.com
Keeping it simple
http://www.craftskeepmesane.blogspot.ca/
How to nest for less
http://howtonestforless.com/
Coastal Charm
http://linda-coastalcharm.blogspot.ca
Kammy's Korner
http://www.kammyskorner.com/
My uncommon slice of suburbia
http://myuncommonsliceofsuburbia.com/
Primitive & Proper
http://primitiveandproper.blogspot.ca/
Primp
http://www.primpjunktion.com
Uncommon
http://www.uncommondesignsonline.com/
The D.I.Y Dreamer
http://thediydreamer.blogspot.ca/
No Minimalist here
http://nominimalisthere.blogspot.ca
Beyond the Picket Fence
http://bec4-beyondthepicketfence.blogspot.ca/
The Shabby Creek Cottage
http://www.theshabbycreekcottage.com/
Somewhat Simple
http://www.somewhatsimple.com
Embracing Change
http://staceyembracingchange.blogspot.ca/
Brambleberry Cottage
http://www.thebrambleberrycottage.blogspot.ca/
House of Hepworth
http://www.houseofhepworths.com
From my front porch to yours
http://www.frommyfrontporchtoyours.blogspot.ca/
Katherine's Corner
http://katherinescorner.com/
At the Picket Fence
http://www.atthepicketfence.com
French Country Cottage
http://frenchcountrycottage.blogspot.ca/
Miss Mustard Seed
http://missmustardseed.com
The Shabby Nest
http://shabbynest.blogspot.ca/
Decorating Insanity
http://www.decoratinginsanity.com/
Funky Junk Interiors
http://www.funkyjunkinteriors.net/2012/07/sns-143-creative-dressers.html


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