LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR
SHINING, GLEAMING, STREAMING, FLAXEN, WAXEN
GIVE ME DOWN TO THERE, HAIR
SHOULDER LENGTH OR LONGER
HERE BABY, THERE BABY, EVERY WHERE DADDY DADDY............
Sometimes you have to be grateful for the little things really.
Quite a while back I did a post on chin hair ( HERE )
It hasn't got any better- there's still that long hair that grows unbeknownst to me - until it's basically blowing in the wind ( in fact I think I may have developed another one )
I spend far too much time worrying about hair - the ones that grow on my head - my legs - my chin - and other places not fit to mention.
LET IT FLY IN THE BREEZE AND GET CAUGHT IN THE TREES
GIVE A HOME TO THE FLEAS, IN MY HAIR
A HOME FOR THE FLEAS, A HIVE FOR THE BUZZING BEES
A NEST FOR BIRDS, THEIR AIN'T NO WORDS
FOR THE BEAUTY, SPLENDOR, WONDER OF MY HAIR
BUT - while I bitch and complain about the high maintenance of hair - and stand in front of the mirror with my tweezers blindly trying to get rid of them - and complaining about my lot in life - because why oh why do I have to have a couple of chin hairs growing out like whiskers on my face -
there's women out there that have it just a tiny bit worse............
I WANT LONG, STRAIGHT, CURLY, FUZZY, SNAGGY, SHAGGY, RATTY, MATTY
OILY, FLEECY, GREASY, SHINING, GLEAMING, STREAMING, FLAXEN, WAXEN,
KNOTTED, POLKA DOTTED, TWISTED, BEADED, BRAIDED,
POWER, FLOWERED, AND CONFETTIED,
BANGLED, TANGLED, SPANGLED................................
( AND SPAGHETTI !!! )
That chin hair of mine don't seem so bad after all.................
What do you think?
HAIR, FLOW IT, SHOW IT,
LONG AS GOD CAN GROW IT ?????????????????
excuse me Madam - it's time to shave?
Now where's that damn mustache wax???
Actually I think it makes me look younger
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE?
( MY EYES ? THEN MY HAIR'S TOO SHORT )
Have a great friday all!!!!!!!